Round 1

[taekwondozephyr]

Okay... okay. I'm not going to panic. I will refuse to panic. There has to be a very reasonable explanation.

I mean, there's got to be some reason why I've woken up in some strange, obviously NOT Korean house, in bed with some man I've never met.

This... this has to be the work of some villain. Someone with a grudge against Master Kim, perhaps. Or maybe even myself? It could be Jivatma... he seemed capable of doing strange things beyond explanation, and he has the power and resources to... to capture someone and put them into a nightmare that makes them question their own life...!

That has to be it!

FOUL VILLAIN! I WILL BREAK FREE FROM YOUR SCHEME AND BRING JUSTICE TO YOU WITH THE POWER OF TAE KWON DO! THE SPIRIT OF RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL NOT BEND TO YOUR MACHINATIONS!

...where in the world are my gloves?

Comments

[taekwondozephyr.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW MAY LEE-SUNBAE?!

How do you know her? Is she here?!

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Ah...about that, it's the 1950s right now.

And yeah, I do actually...and she is here. I just know her through what's going on with America...

[taekwondozephyr.livejournal.com]

But... how can it be? It's 2006!

...through what's going on with America? What do you mean? Who are you, anyway?

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

I come from 2009...I really don't know why or how...it's just been like this for awhile.

I'm Canada, or Matthew. It really doesn't matter. Eh...wait d-did I say there was something going on with America. T-there's nothing going on with him at all. It's not like I gave her any advice or anything about him, really, nope no sirree, nothing!

[taekwondozephyr.livejournal.com]

...so I was right. Manipulating the timestream... this must be the work of some villain!

Canada... Matthew... which do you prefer? And... you gave sunbae advice? I'm... I'm confused.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

No, no villain. Unless you call everyone involved in the town a villain, anyway.

Like I said it really doesn't matter. A lot of people just choose either or. And...ah...America's...my brother.

[taekwondozephyr.livejournal.com]

The town? You mean to say the whole town is in on this?!

Ah... well, I like Matthew better, if that's alright with you. So your brother has something to do with sunbae?

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

Welcome to Mayfield...no one can really say what's going on.

That's fine. Ah..n-not really.

[taekwondozephyr.livejournal.com]

Mayfield...

Hm. It sounds villainous to me. Evil cannot be forgiven for such transgressions!

I'm... not exactly following what you mean.

[mr-blandy-bland.livejournal.com]

I know it's bad...but...you might not want to do anything drastic...

It's nothing forget I said anything about May Lee and America.